Photo above by Charlie Kaye


My name is Mary. I'm originally from New Jersey, but if that's considered a con to you, please strike that from the record. I hustled in New York City for a few years, but then found my true home in Los Angeles and moved in February. I love being a part of funny things, making music, and dressing up.

I am currently freelance modeling and making original music. I completed the core curriculum of long-form improv training at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, and I look forward to continuing comedy and acting in LA.

I love pin-up and retro fashion. My favorite type of modeling is showcasing vintage looks, but mostly I love authenticity in becoming whatever character the content of the piece requires.

In life, I hope to heal people's souls with comedy and music.

Please feel free to check out my "Photo Gallery" page for a collage of my face, "Videos" page for clips of performances and me abusing Snapchat filters/Instagram stories (definitely not a waste of your time, what...), and if you want to follow me on social media, that would be greatly appreciated because I definitely measure my worth by the amount of followers I have!

Thanks for stopping by!