Photo above by Charlie Kaye

Hello!

My name is Mary. I'm originally from NJ, but if that's considered a con to you, please strike that from the record. I'm based in Manhattan and love storytelling, being a part of funny things, making music, and dressing up. However, *I will be relocating to Los Angeles in February!* It's been necessary for a while and I'm so excited to do it!

I am currently completing the core curriculum of long-form improv training from the Upright Citizens Brigade Theater, and working on original music.

I love pin-up and retro fashion. My favorite type of modeling is showcasing vintage looks, but mostly I love authenticity in becoming whatever character the content of the piece requires.

In life, I hope to heal people's souls with comedy and music.

Please feel free to check out my "Photo Gallery" page for pictures, "Videos" page for clips of performance and me abusing Snapchat filters (definitely not a waste of your time, what...), and if you want to follow me on social media, that would be greatly appreciated because I definitely measure my worth by the amount of followers I have!

Thanks for stopping by!